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TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

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TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Zaughi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:32 pm

It is my regret to inform you that The Event Horizon will be shutting down on the 26th of April due to monetary issues. The staff and Noobstrike are not in the financial position to keep this server running or upgrade computer hardware, respectively so. However, the main problem is that DarkPossum's autistic grandmother engaged in a relationship with Noobstrike's old hard drive and the hard drive was incapable of surviving as General Alpha did not allow breathing. Then we caught Diablo on another vacation and it turns out that he spent all the money that Super America loaned him to prevent his character 'Strings' from receiving a PK after his troubled relationship with the well-established, politically bipolar CmD. The Sectorial Commander was also located living with hippies in a Detroit backalley, so she was unavailable for comment on this matter. Dr. Hiroshi Saga has also been rumored to have had past relationships with members of the Lambda Resistance, this is very uncanon and will not be allowed in any future iterations of The Event Horizon.

Not only this, there were many accounts of physics having been broken within our server, greatly destroying immersion for our players. Some instances include, but are not limited to:
-Invisible barnacles on streetlamps
-2 ton trucks floating harmlessly through the air
-OverWatch Soldiers attempting parkour



These problems are very glaring and thus we have decided that instead of fixing them all, which would be a great pain to the community to go through, we will instead end TEH prematurely so as these problems will not get any further out of hand. We have sent several messages to Electronic Arts and Activision Blizzard to return the server to their safe, caring hands. Thank you all for your continued support in these troubled times. More information on this will come closer to the termination date, it will be a DLC costing a mere $55 USD and will be available at the Origin Store.
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Zaughi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:33 pm

oe em geezurs tha cruw ish shuht doawn halp

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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Tygunner on Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:24 pm

... April fools?
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Zaughi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:50 pm

Maybe.
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by General Bravo on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:08 pm

General Alpha....survived? This will never do.


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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Profit (tha_man234) on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:15 pm

That's a good one! You're funny, you know that?
If you're fucking serious then I'm gonna fucking tear up YOUR FUCKING RIBS YOU PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Slashraider on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:16 pm

Sadly this is not April fools. All of the above is 100% true.

And this made my day.

10/10 would chuckle on the bus home from crew again.

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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Tygunner on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:32 pm

So.. It is being shutdown? D:
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Zaughi on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:17 pm

RIP TEH.
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Slashraider on Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:18 pm

april f00ls

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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Suiko on Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:15 am

Guys I think Ty was serious.
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Tygunner on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:47 am

Nah.. You don't really don't say the server is going to shutdown on April fools
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by General Cergis on Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:45 am

Beautiful peoplez
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I'm back!

Post by General Alpha on Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:25 pm

General Bravo wrote:General Alpha....survived? This will never do.


I'm back and I will survive



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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by Zaughi on Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:00 pm

Noooooo breathing!
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by General Cergis on Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:10 pm

Colonel Cergis doesn't serve the nazi generals
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Re: TEH Shutdown 4/26/2014

Post by //DarkPossum\\ on Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:48 pm

I will get the Jewish Republican Army to steal all of the Sim City 5 server boxes and then I will connect them to a radio signal booster that's like 200 feet tall only just short of a 5 minute drive from my house. And now the entire world will have 1ms ping on TEH and server hosting will be free since fucking electricity in Canada runs on water which we have a lot of.

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